Can’t Even Think Straight
$6.99
In stock
You’re totes gay and you can barely think straight around them. This is the card for that.
Can’t Even Think Straight is the Pride love card for the person who turns your brain to mush. The one who makes you forget what you were saying, lose your train of thought, and smile like an idiot for no reason. Allison’s hand-drawn lettering gives the message a warmth and playfulness that feels personal, not mass-produced. Every word is pressed deep into thick cotton paper on our antique Heidelberg Windmill press in Greenville, SC, printed one card at a time. The result is a card with a tactile finish you can see and feel. Send it as an I love you card on an anniversary, a birthday, Valentine’s Day, or a random Wednesday when you just need them to know. Blank inside so your message arrives in your own handwriting. Paired with our signature Pride envelope.
Shop Reviews
02/09/2025
Thinking of You cards - Customer service was fast and efficient when I emailed with a question. The cards I received were made of high quality materials and the packaging was done in a delightful, secure way.
01/19/2025
I received one of your cards from someone and immediately searched to find out where to purchase them. I love your products and customer service! Great quality and simple, meaningful messages. I especially like the message of texting less and writing more. I wish they were available somewhere near me in the Miami area.
10/21/2024
Beautiful quality cards! - I just ordered some holiday cards and I was so impressed with the quick delivery of the order, and the high quality of these cards. I even got a little hand written note, which made my day. Love supporting small independent business!
08/11/2024
I love Ink Meets Paper’s cards! - I love all of ink meets papers cards!! Always cute and witty and very high quality!
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